Legal and tax solutions that don’t suck
Unf*ck Your Biz® with accessible and judgement-free services from folks who actually understand your creative business.
haven’T HIT THE 7-FIGURE MARK YET?
Whether you:
haven’t made your first dollar,
are trying to hit your first 6-figure year,
or are half way to a million and a need a go-to resource.
We have a solution that can help you waive goodbye to the traditional and stuffy legal and tax services created and priced for the multi-million dollar “small” business.
We’re here to help because regardless of the size of your business,
Everyday is a battle between you and the small biz gremlins, like…
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Litigious Linda
tries to nit pick everything you’ve done now and in the future to get refunds.
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Self-Sabotage Sally
limits your growth by not looking at the numbers and lacking the confidence to file those trademarks and defend your business.
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Mansplain Michael
wants to take a red pen to everything you send while just being a general pain-in-the-ass.
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Copycat Carla
peeps at your business from every platform to take your best ideas.
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Uncle Sam
is on your ass sending hate mail, collecting tax penalties, and generally stressing you out.
the Carousel of Chaos and contradictory advice doesn’t help.
The accountant says you don’t need an LLC,
But the lawyer says you do, but they ask the accountant about an S Corp, but
The accountant needs the numbers from your bookkeeper, and
Google says maybe you don’t need any of it, while
TikTok is saying you can write off whatever you want.
ENTER BRADEN & TEAM BESTIES.
lawyer, accountant, AND bookkeeper,
all rolled into one.
Picture Elle Woods but like a sassy (but helpful) gay man. That’s Braden, our fearless leader. He passed the bar exam and then decided to get a master’s in tax law.
Then, he brought on a multi-passionate business owner to manage systems, a marketing maven, a team of bookkeepers, a tax filing whiz, and a curious attorney to create a team of besties to stop the Carousel of Chaos once and for all.
HUNDREDS OF CREATIVES HAVE UNF*CKed THEIR BUSINESSES…
YOUR PATH:
1. JOIN US IN THE BACKROOM
Learn how we can help you get a gremlin-free business. Subscribe for free and get our legal and tax strategies to protect your 🍑 and your business!
2. Unf*ck Your Biz
Implement our signature six-step framework with our help to Unf*ck Your Biz once and for all.
3.Maintain + fine tune.
Maintain your systems while you gradually layer in more advanced tax and legal strategies to take your business to the next level.
Listen to their Stories on the Podcast
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Emily Reiter, Anna Delores Photographer
Business: Wedding Photographer
Years in Business: 8+
Revenue: $200,000+
Emily joined because she was ready to hire employees but first wanted to form her s corp and streamline her cashflow.
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Karen Escobar, Golden Coast Marketing
Business: Ad Consultant
Years in Business: Less Than 1 Year
Background: MBA
Karen already formed her LLC with Legal Zoom but quickly realized she'd made some mistakes and wanted build a solid foundation.
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Kristi Monte, VA for a Day
Business: VA & Educator
Years in Business: 3
Kristi was only 23 when she joined. She had multiple, successful businesses but she needed to streamline her cash flow and business structure and take care of some back taxes.
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Crystal Whiteaker, Crystal Lilly Creative
Business: Photography & Brand Consulting
Years in Business: 5+
Crystal moved from Florida to California while also pivoting away from wedding photography and branding. She wanted to law a solid financial and legal foundation for her new endeavors.
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Courtney (DJ Dazzler)
Business: DJ
Years in Business: 10+
Having been in business for a decade, DJ Dazzler knew she had financial and legal aspects of her business she needed to improve. All of it at once can seem overwhelming, especially when you're trying to organize everything at tax filing time. In the program, Courtney formed her LLC, updated contracts, and took care of back taxes.
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Suzanne Birnbaum, Toasted Events
Business: Wedding Planning
Years in Business: Less Than 1
Suzanne has developed her contracts, formed her LLC, and shared that Module 1 of the course helped build her confidence once she knew how much she needed to be saving for taxes. Included in the course is a bookkeeping spreadsheet that Suzanne jumped into before using Quickbooks.
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Stephanie Lay, VA
Business: Virtual Assistant
Years in Business: Less Than 1
Stephanie is an event manager turned virtual assistant. Stephanie took a free two week challenge with Braden and discovered how the tax and legal aspect could actually be fun and not as scary and intimidating as it sounded and how much she still had to learn. She joined the course to set everything up correctly from the beginning.
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I Heart Creative
Business: Wedding Photography & Videography
Years in Business: 5+
Maddie and Felicia had a success business but realized their tax and bookkeeping systems weren't really, well, systems. They joined to get their partnership legally formed into an LLC and to create those systems.
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Amber Zaragoza, Queen City Vignette
Business: Event Rentals
Years in Business: 5+
Amber joined Unf*ck Your Biz primarily to get caught up on back taxes. But she also needed to covert a single member LLC to a multiple member LLC and get her partnership legals documents and business licenses in order.
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Jscot Reid
Business: Wedding Planner & Director of Miss Indiana USA
Years in Business: 8+
When Jscot joined UFYB, he was juggling severl projects and new business opportunities. His goal was to streamlined his business and get the legal and tax side of things all squared aways.
KIND WORDS FROM AWESOME CLIENTS
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It’s so easy with the right gay tax guy!
As a working drag queen, no one tells you how to get paid, keep track of your money, or… *suspenseful music* …file your taxes. It seemed impossible, so I simply spiraled and ignored it. When I was finally ready to get out of this hole (LOL), Braden easily & compassionately showed how possible it all could be with the right tools and the right gay tax guy.
Darby Lynn Cartwright, Drag Performer & IMHO the Show Host
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Run your business and stop stressing over contracts and taxes
Working with Braden was such a breeze and that is not something you’d typically hear about contracts. He made it so simple, painless, and dare I say - fun. He was able to word things so that my clients and I were fully protected. Braden is truly an expert at what he does and I can’t say enough good things about him. He helps make sure business owners can just run their business instead of stressing over their contracts and taxes. If you’re thinking about working with Braden, DO IT, just don’t forget to come back and thank me later!
Danait Berhe, Owner of the Asmara Agency
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Law and tax - dare I say fun!?
Braden makes finance and legal for small biz easy to understand - and dare I even say fun! He’s great at breaking down concepts as they apply to your specific situation and creating actionable steps that make getting legit easy. It’s clear he is passionate about helping. Highly recommend Braden as a friendly expert for advice on taxes, cash flow, and legal formations!
Steph Brown, Owner of Someday Paper Co
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I wish I’d made the investment from the jump.
Working with Braden had been along time coming. I wish I would have just made the investment into forming my entities from the jump. No confusion, legal jargon, or frustration when working with Braden. I appreciate his straight forward attitude and amazing communication throughout the entire process. He answered every single question I had, walked me through next steps, and gave me great advice. Don’t waste time looking anywhere else! He really does make you feel like you have a gay best friend.
Karissa Russ, Owner & Photographer at Karissa Russ Co.
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It doesn’t have to be complicated.
I worked with Braden in year two of being an LLC. Initially, I needed contracts support and then I invested in Braden's group program to learn the financial ins and outs. Braden has a way of distilling complicated information down in an understandable way. He helped me create a system to streamline my finances, taxes and legalities. I highly recommend working with Braden if you're seeking finance or legal support in your business.
Crystal Whiteaker, Founder and CEO; Crystal Lily Creative
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"Let me talk to my lawyer."
I am SO relieved and pumped to be partnering Braden and his team on all things legal-ese for my biz, especially strengthening my terms 💪🏼 so I can feel confident going into launches, and knowing that I'm not out here winging it. "I'll get back to you after I've spoken with my lawyer" is my new favorite phrase.
If you've been winging it in your biz for too long - trying to make generic legal templates work for your unique biz, then it's time to get Braden on board and lawyer up, buttercup.
Dama Jue, Owner ThriveCartTemplateShop.com
