Also taxes and bookkeeping. You’re too fabulous for all that. Hire us instead.

You need not be a Drag Queen. It’s more about the energy. 👑

We all start bright eyed like Elle Woods on her first day at Harvard. Then reality hits, and we’re feeling like our friend Frazzled Fran.

Instead…

You can let us take some of the scary stuff off your plate, so you can be your own fabulous self and focus on your own clients and tasks.

Ready for your business makeover?

Let us introduce our monthly services…

Ask yourself:

Are your contracts solid, LLC formed, tax strategy in place, and business legally sound?

If YES…

You are in the right place and likely ready to start with monthly services. Which sounds more like you?…

Click the options below.

  • I’m ok with a simple system to track my income and expenses, and I don’t think I need high level tax strategy and ongoing legal support. A go-to place to ask questions on a group call would be fine with me.

    If this is you, check out our simple “monthly bookkeeping” offer below.

  • I prefer full bookkeeping in QuickBooks and am at the point where I need tax strategy support and one-on-one tax filing. Oh and on-demand legal services is a fabulous bonus.

    If this is you, checkout our robust “monthly everything” offer below.

Still curious if our monthly services are the best starting point for you? Take this quick quiz to find out:

If NO…

We gotta get that in order first. Otherwise, trying to start a monthly service is just kind of like sweeping all your mess under the bed. It doesn’t actually fix anything.

Which sounds more like you?

  • You either like to DIY or your budget just kind of requires it. Or, you’re just in the beginning stages and don’t need that much help yet.

    If this is you, start with our DIY programs: Contract Club, Legally Launched, and Profit Rx.

  • The mess is beyond what you can fix on your own. Or you’re at a place in life or business where your time is better spent elsewhere, and you’d rather spend more to hire it out.

    If this is you, you need to work with us in Unf*ck Your Biz before we move to monthly services.

Our not-your-average monthly services roll bookkeeping, tax strategy, tax return filing, and on-demand legal services all in one.

COMPLETE THE FORM BELOW TO GET STARTED

In a nutshell, Monthly Bookkeeping includes:

  • Income and expense tracking in our beautiful Google Sheet template dashboard. We track the numbers so you don’t get behind, are ready for tax season, and can use the numbers to make better business decisions.

  • We do monthly group Q&As so you can bring tax strategy and legal issues to get our expertise feedback on.

Monthly Everything also gives you:

  • Full bookkeeping in QuickBooks with monthly reconciliations.

  • Your monthly fee covers your next year’s tax returns. And we give you the strategies to maximize your tax savings.

  • Where we can be your on-demand legal team. Read more on this piece below.

  • It’s so easy with the right gay tax guy!

    As a working drag queen, no one tell you how to get paid, keep track of your money, or… *suspensful music* …file your taxes. It seemed impossible, so I simply spiraled and ignored it. When I was finally ready to get out of this hole (LOL), Braden easily & compassionately showed how possible it all could be with the right tools and the right gay tax guy.

    Darby Lynn Cartwright, Drag Performer & IMHO the Show Host

  • "I'll get back to you after I've spoken with my lawyer

    "I am SO relieved and pumped to  partner with the Not Avg Team on all things legal-ese for my biz, especially strengthening my terms so I can feel confident going into launches, and knowing that I'm not out here winging it. "I'll get back to you after I've spoken with my lawyer" is my new favorite phrase.

    If you've been winging it in your biz for too long - trying to make generic legal templates work for your unique biz, then it's time to get Braden on board and lawyer up, buttercup."

    Dama Jue: Owner, ThrivecartTemplateShop.com

  • Who says you gotta know stuff about taxes!?

    I went to work with Braden and his team last year, and let’s just say my tax systems were leaving a bit to be desired. It’s stressful! I’m lucky enough to usually be juggling a few different gigs, but that makes the finances more complex. But they helped me get my numbers all organized and tax returns filed. Now, I just send them my stuff and go about my day.

    Blair St. Clair, Drag Artist.

We’d love to work with you! To find the best route forward, start with our quick quiz linked above. Once you’ve done that, complete this form if you have questions or know you want to get started on our monthly services.

HOW LEGAL WORKS:

We rolled our full, on-demand, monthly legal retainer into our highest tier, Monthly Everything.

Because it’s one thing to make profit, track it, and maximize the tax savings. We also want to protect it with sound legal strategies.

LETS GET PAID -

LETS GET PAID -

In this photo, you can assume I’m saying something like, Hey Diva! I got you. We’re going to help you get and stay paid.

Because besties help their besties get that bread.

Also…

Haven’t you always wanted to say, “I’m gonna have to talk to my lawyer?”

Well now you totally can with our Not-Your-Average Legal Subscription.

- CLIENT AGREEMENTS

- WEB TERMS

- CONTRACTOR AGREEMENTS

- CLIENT AGREEMENTS - WEB TERMS - CONTRACTOR AGREEMENTS

What You Get in Monthly Everything…

[1] Legal Docs, including…

Contracts powered by the Contract Club. We already have dozens of templates, which makes it easy peasy for us to customize docs for your business.

[2] Scary letters on your behalf

TBH, some people deserve hate mail, whether they be Litigious Lindas or Copycat Carlas.

Usually, we recommend a three-step process to deal with our legal gremlins.

[1] Firm email from you. We can help you draft it.

[2] Firm email from us. If you’re not getting a response, we just may. Receiving an email from a lawyer usually gets peoples’ attention.

[3] A formal letter like the one on the left.

[3] Answer to your questions

I’d say it’s hard to put a price on actually getting answers to your legal questions, but, well, it’s not. We bill at $500/hour for one-off legal work. So being able to just ping us with questions to get the answers you need, when you need them, is pretty damn valuable.

The #1 value is really your peace of mind.

Because we all deal with the Mansplain Michaels, Bankrupt Bills, Litigious Lindas, and Copycat Carlas. They’re practically trying to crack the code to your bank account while you sleep. They’re in line to get a cut of what’s not even theirs.

We’d love to work with you! To find the best route forward, start with our quick quiz linked above. Once you’ve done that, complete this form if you have questions or know you want to get started on our monthly services.